Wheeler Quotes

NOVEMBER 18th 2008

Lucy: “Schroeder, do you think a pretty girl is like a melody?”
Schroeder: “I can't say... I've never known any pretty girls!”
Lucy: “May your stupid piano be devoured by termites!”

“I find that American & Scandinavian accents work better with women.”
– Stephen Hawking

Now about that honeymoon.”
– James Bond
“Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me!”
– John Cleese
“It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.”
– Graham Chapman

“How can you do push-ups when your nose gets in the way?”
– Snoopy

Magenta: “I ask for nothing!”
Frank: “And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!”

“Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.”
– Clifton Fadiman
“Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.”
– Stephen Hawking
The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat.”
– Jim McCay
Awards become corroded, friends gather no dust.
– Jesse Owens

Max's Memphis Barbecue
138 S Broadway
Red Hook, NY 12571
Phone: (845) 758-6297
November 18th, 6:30

Ultra-Deluxe Open Mic: 9:00PM
Firebird Lounge
Rhinebeck

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