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“It's got fuel injection all over the place.”
– Tom Bauer
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“I got nothing against no Viet Cong.”
– Muhammad Ali |
“Great ideology creates great times.”
– Kim Jong Il |
“In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher.”
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Dalai Lama |
“The ultimate authority must always rest with the individual's own reason and critical analysis.”
– Dalai Lama
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“I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.”
– Rodney Dangerfield |
“Problems are the price of progress. Don't bring me anything but trouble. Good news weakens me.”
– Charles F. Kettering |
“People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.”
– A. J. Liebling |
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
– Jerry Seinfeld |
“People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon ....”
– Rodney Dangerfield |
“When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire.”
– Confucius |
Q. What does DNA stand for?
A. National Dyslexics Association |
